wizards are important

ellie-you-idiot:

thisarenotarealblog:

misskirby:

misskirby:

misskirby:

the fact that “the vibes here are rancid” is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me

can you imagine being a normal dude and you’re getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dude’s like “head’s up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginable” and you’re like “why?” and the jedi dude’s like “inscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesn’t get more specific than that”

like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yoda’s always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if he’s nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them “something bad’s going to happen” and never explaining what’s going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? that’s for you to figure out

mace windu has Double Anxiety because every now and then he gets a pop-up that tells him when he is making a Significant Visual Novel Protag Choice

The Force: This Action Will Have Consequences!

Windu, downing three space ambien: great

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Posted 3 months ago — 42,188 notes

rouxls:

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

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Posted 3 years ago — 58,317 notes

Asked by obixwan obixwan

i am LIVING for your maul & soka drawings 🤧🤩

scuttlebuttin:

Thank you so much. Please, have a Maul (x)

Posted 3 years ago — 2,195 notes

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Posted 3 years ago — 82 notes

elvensemi:

because-im-freaking-greed:

I don’t think Sokka or Katara would know swears either; they grew up in a village consisting of them, Gram Gram, and a bunch of little kids and their moms

I don’t know if the airbenders taught aang swears or not but I know he’s not really the type to swear anyway

Zuko, on the other hand, spent about 3 years of his life as a young angry teenager surrounded by sailors

lostfan10000:

She learns to swear from team avatar and becomes all powerful.

because-im-freaking-greed:

I know we all know that toph loves to cuss, but I just realized

She had an extremely sheltered upbringing, then when she snuck out to fight, she went to the Earth Kingdom version of WWE, which, if it’s like real world WWE, is family entertainment, and she never spent time backstage, she came she fought she left

I don’t think Toph knows any swear words

zuko joins the gaang and they all just start wildly swearing… this is completely accurate to what happens to middle schoolers when one (1) child who knows swears shows up

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Posted 3 years ago — 109,205 notes

im-not-trash-im-compost:

childish-himbino:

a video of me aggressively photographing mushrooms went viral on tiktok and tbh this is how i wanna be remembered.

Audio transcription:

Person filming: “ having gay friends is all fun and games until they need to take a picture of a mushroom”

Person kneeling desperately to take picture of mushroom while friend films: “UUUUGH it’s a bunch though! It’s a family Megan!”

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Posted 3 years ago — 94,235 notes